
The Dark Knight premieres today. Caught the premiere at 9.40pm, 16th July - one day after taiko’s birthday.
But why, you may ask - if it’s a Batman film, why the hell did I put a poster with Joker as the opening pic? No, it’s not because the actor Heath Ledger died and I’m doing a tribute. No. It’s because he’s more or less the star in this film, overshadowing even Batman. He did an awesome job portraying Joker as a genuinely insane character. So rest in peace bro, you did an awesome job and went off with a bang.
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Happy B’day, taiko!
Shit, to commemorate your birthday, we were at Chun Hong’s place drinking. There was a roadblock right there, but who cares. They flagged me through!
So yeah. Lots of beer, drinking and bullshitting. Heck, I don’t even remember half of it!
(in fact, I don’t even remember half of Dvorak. I keep typing in qwerty. Damn instincts.)
Anyway, my XPS is coming soon! I ordered it just now in the evening! Thanks to my parents who were willing to plop down almost 5k RM to pay for the laptop!
And most importantly…
tapmgbwfrg,.p.eambdryyrbcidyvyrrxaecjrgneb-yi.yfrgpa’yy.bycrbvvvv
Fuck drunk typing. Woo!

Just do a Google imagesearch. You’ll be scarred for life. (assuming you’re not familiar with evil net memes like goatse and lemonparty and 2girls1cup etc - search at your own peril)
And to further prove my point, quoted from Roey (random MSN convo):
[14:41] Roey: yo
[14:48] Roey: Roey has nudged you!
[14:51] Roey: wanna go watch Hanpenis?
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Dear readers, I know most of you are people I know. Even if you’re lurkers. It’s nothing to be ashamed about, I lurk on many blogs and forums as well - almost never leaving a comment and no trace of my presence besides perhaps an IP address on the hit logs.
Right now, whether you are lurkers or not is irrelevant.
Right now, I have a mission for you all. A ninja mission, if you must.
Right now, this mission is limited to those who are already in, or are coming to, or are willing to come down to Brunei.
Here’s the deal:
I AM FUCKING BORED IN BRUNEI AND I NEED MORE KAKI TO HANG OUT WITH AND YUMCHA AND CHILL AND PLAY COD4 AND GET DRUNK AND GENERALLY HAVE FUN IN WHATEVER WAY POSSIBLE.
Thank you all for your time. I hope to see a favourable response.
PS. First few attendees are eligible to special treated soft drinks (refer to previous post).
Sneaking in bottles of coke lime which have been alcohol-treated is fun. The elixir of happiness has this way of making a person view a movie in an entirely different light. Of course, one does not remember the details… But meh, details.
Anyway, the movie was fun. Lots of really lame and slapstick humour, but the beauty lies in the execution. They have been masterfully timed so that in catches you off-guard. Expect to laugh nonstop. I did something along that line. I’m sure it’s that funny.
Or maybe it’s the alcohol.

Here’s the obligatory promo poster so that you know what I’m talking about. And the IMDB link because I’m feeling especially nice today.
You may or may not know that there are two different versions of the above poster. The other one has Steve Carell’s tie covering half of Anne Hathaway’s… face. Needless to say, I can’t be arsed to post that version.
Yes, Anne Hathaway is awesome. She’s officially my favourite actress. I like Alba, Scarlett and Megan as much as the next guy - but Anne Hathaway just owns all. She just has this really strange aura of attractiveness (and hawtness) to her that I really really really really really really like. Plus she saved a shitty gay cowboy flick from being a flop. Single-handedly.
First, let me put forth my argument:

…not convinced?
I now put forth decisive evidence.
Your honour, I hereby rest my case.
This method works all the time.
Enjoy.

(Sauce)
Macam I’m gonna complain. Meh.
Vincent left for Aussie today - he’s going Curtin Perth, yo! Everyone showed up to see him off. Even those who weren’t expected to come. Totally awesome. See ya next year, chump!
Was dead tired this morning - yumcha with Roey and Lmao the previous night until around 4am. Totally awesome despite being seemingly undermanned. Topics ranged from everyone’s favourite person to anime to jobs to academics to pr0n to randomness I do not remember. I just know it was fucking awesome. Plus itu mahai Lmao Wangan Blind Attacked me. Under streetlights. Fucking epic. =\
Of course, nothing can ever be as epic as this.

Yeah man. I have a DS now. Ada ke bangga.
Mmm… Not in Brunei though. Everyone and his mom has a fucking DS here. It just so happens to be one of those ‘inexpensive gadgets that Bruneians buy’. =\
But still.

This never gets boring. Flash is a little bright for these photos, but I can’t be bothered to play around with the camera properly. So whatever la.
Now to go back to experimenting with my new toy.
Oh. Right.
I found something interesting at Hua Ho while hunting for my DS parts/accessories.

They taste fruity, btw.