And he definitely is the most malevolent bastard to exist in the universe.
Granted, if I were god, I’d have my fill of fun torturing and bringing misery to the mortals which I overlook. Anyone who had watched me play The Sims can attest to that much. After all, I am god.
Unfortunately this brings us to the problem in question - I am not god (yes, I’m a ninja-pirate-spartan… but not god). And therefore god is the most malevolent bastard to exist. Ever. Because only I get to be evil like that. No one else.
So what makes me put forth such a bold statement?
Internet. Fucking. Down.
And of all days, yesterday night and this early morning. When I’m rushing not one, but two fucking essays.
No internet = no research.
No research = no info.
No info = crap essays.
Fuck.
…ah whatever. I’m over with the essays now, same goes with my drama production. The drama production actually went quite well - The Ram liked it. So no biggie with that. My essay on blogging was pretty okay because I had done research way beforehand. However, the other essay was crap. And of all topics I had to be doing, I was doing the development of computer games.
My field of interest.
Crap essay.
How much worse can it get?
Whatever. I just got home, and poof. My internet is working again. What. The. Fuck. Man.
At least we’re going drinking tonight, so all is good. Yayness.
Haih. Didn’t make the premiere for Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End. Busy, no car, no money. Not a good combination when a film sequel to one of the most popular franchises currently is showing. Even worse still - the cinemas were packed full like nobody’s business. Punya sial.
Finally made it last Saturday night (26th May). Yeah man. Every person is garr for Captain Jack Sparrow, whether they admit it or not. He is, regardless of whatever people say, the epitome of coolness. Wootages. Screw Orlando Bloom.
The third instalment of this trilogy is about Captain Jack, his best friend Barbossa, a man (Elizabeth Swann), a 15-year-old girl (Will Turner) and friends sailing the seas - first to rescue the good captain from Davy Jones’ Locker, then to capture the heart of the tentacle-crab-hentai-monster Davy Jones. Oh, and go to war with a million ships (or something along that number). It’s like 300. With pirates.
At first sight, this film may seem like a potential potong steam as people kept saying it was 3 hours long. Actually it was only 2 hours 30 minutes or something along the line. But length of the film made me fear that this is another floppy trilogy climax like Spider-man 3. I’m glad this film proved me otherwise Continue reading ‘Garr Ye Landlubbers~’
Hell yeah. I’ve never been a Starcraft person as I’ve always leaned more towards the Warcraft side, but after seeing the high resolution trailer for it, I just can’t help but get hyped up just like everyone else. After all, Zerg rush ftw!
Blizzard just can’t fuck this up. Not after all the hype it has caused. Quoting a dude in some messageboard, “If Blizzard fucks this one up, the Koreans are gonna attack Japan”.
Go to the official site to get the high resolution trailer now!
I guess the post title also reflects upon my recent absence in my blog. Sorry for breaking my short blogging hiatus with nothing but a game announcement, but I’m really busy with assignments and production right now. Will be free after the next week when I’ve handed in my two essays due.
Here you go. An article with 10 good reasons why I don’t make websites anymore. It’s rare for me to just link to an outside article, but this one really says everything I ever wanted to say about web design.
As long as people who have no knowledge of web design exist as potential clients - there is little chance that I will ever make another website from scratch.
Thank you for your time.
Wow. Just holy, fucking, wow.
Transformers are coming to the big screen on the 4th July 2007, but I’m excited already. Anyone old enough would have most probably watched, or at least heard of the famous Transformers cartoon series. Flash back to two or three years ago when my physics teacher was teaching about transformers (the electric one) and then suddenly mentioning Autobots and Decepticons - and me being the only one grinning while the others held a puzzled look. Damn, I felt like a total geek. A really cool one.
And so why am I suddenly so hyped up about this upcoming film when I’ve already heard about it for a long time?
The final trailer for the film is out.
Hell. Fucking. Yeah.
super ultimate ninja kungfu bankai redbull assignment rush power!!!!!!
I uttered these exact words to a friend just 6 hours ago as I started my rush to complete an assignment of mine (details of said assignment withheld in case of any passing lecturers). An assignment is due today, and I hadn’t done shit then.
Those very words marked the beginning of my rush to complete that assignment. Ho yeah. And I had provisions prepared to pull me through this entire ordeal.
- Coffee
- Instant Noodles
- Chips
- Red bull
- Deafening Anime Music
The most important element contributing to the rush in bold. Hehe.
Within my red bull induced fervour, I was able to attain ultimate enlightenment and supernatural speeds in typing and unnatural endurance. All the while being in an unbreakable trance - held by various anime music blasting from my computer’s speakers. Most importantly Hare Hare Yukai.
Please ignore my ramblings. I just felt like blogging after successfully pulling off this entire rush for assignment. =)
Oh whatever. Assignments have never given me any sense of achievement anyway. Especially when life’s like this.
Irony. Irony in its purest form.
It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. A conspiracy by whomever made this anime. A conspiracy by whomever wrote the novel from which this anime was based.
NHK. Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai. An evil organisation out to turn people into hikikomori - antisocial shut-ins who isolate themselves from society and avoid most if not all contact with other humans.
Welcome to the NHK. What a name. What a name befitting of such evil. An evil series with such a captivating storyline about a young hikikomori NEET who thinks the world is conspiring against him, his anime otaku friend, the galge that they’re making, and a cute girl - and how our protagonist eventually learns to return to society.
Ironically - such a captivating storyline is highly capable of turning people into hikikomori, as it almost did to me.
Phone off. MSN signed off. Lights off. Doors locked. Food rations by my side. I totally shut out the world for almost a whole day just to finish this entire series in one sitting. And I did. Welcome back, society. Hehe. Continue reading ‘It’s a Conspiracy!’
Holy shit. Wtf.
Of all things to name your piggy mascot - pukii had to be their choice. Lol you marketing chinks at Shanghai Bank.
Seriously, as a Malaysian, I find this absolutely hilarious. Especially when I use the same word in almost every sentence I spew out. And not in a very flattering manner. Haih. Pu. Ki. Ma. =P
In fact, there’s even a video of an advertisement for it.
Watch it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP7UkEPgrwU
Hehe. I credit Kenny Sia for blogging about this first.
Hell yeah!
In this context, I am merely talking about a level in the game, rather than the place that we will supposedly land for various random sins which we nonchalantly commit in daily life.
Yes. Someone finally decided to create a tie-in game for the Greatest Story Ever Toldâ„¢. Naruto had Narutimate, Bleach had Blade Battlers, X-Men and Spider-Man had Marvel vs Capcom, heck - even Star Wars had some crappy tie-in. Finally, someone took iconic characters from the good book and pitted them head-to-head. Continue reading ‘Bible Fight!’
Holy shit. The screwed up part about this whole thing is that I actually, as a Spider-Man fan (I even spell his name right, dash and all), missed the premiere date for Spider-Man 3. By 2 days. Shit. Only the night before was I sitting near a TV and suddenly seeing a Spider-Man 3 trailer - and screaming “WTF IT PREMIERED YESTERDAY?!?!?!”.
All is fine now.
I’ve watched it. Continue reading ‘Spider-Man 3!’