Monthly Archive for March, 2007

I met Borat

Hello~ Imma Borat

Cultural and racial stereotypes, albeit being considered racist and discriminatory by many, are very often quite true. Take us Chinese for example. We’re ruthless, greedy businesspeople, and we very well know it. And we use chopsticks. But no, we don’t eat fortune cookies. That’s pure American trash set up to exploit the supposedly mythical nature of us Chinese. I think it’s that ying-yang thing we have going on. Who knows.

Well, the film Borat is one of those culturally stereotyping films. Made as a documentary of sorts, it can be rather offensive to people from Kazakhstan - but you know what? It is a rather accurate portrayal of people from that region of the world, if you ask me. Or at least for one that I’ve bumped into.

Ran into a person that looks, speaks and acts rather amusingly similar to Borat a few hours ago. I got up after sleeping most of the day away, waking up at around10pm. Felt hungry and decided to go get some food at the only restaurant in the Senadin area that’s still open at that time.

First thing that most people will notice is the moustache. Damn, he may have less hair, but the moustache makes up for everything. And the accent seriously reminds me of Borat as well. I mean no offence, but listening to his weird accent is rather amusing for a while. Then it gets tiring trying to understand his words.

And finally, the kicker - when he ordered a Coke, he actually attempted to explain his motivations for getting a drink - “I’m thirsty”. O.O Right there. The poor waitress misinterpreted it as ‘justea’. I don’t blame her - the accent takes getting used to.

All in all - I rather sympathise the poor guy. He lives on campus, and being out at that hour meant having to car to go back. And being lost in a country like Malaysia is no laughing matter - especially when half the people don’t get what you’re saying.

Fight Club

Fight Club

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

Man. Less than an hour after watching this film, I’m already breaking the rule.

The film Fight Club is based on a similarly named novel by Chuck Palahniuk. The story basically starts off with the unnamed narrator sitting there on a chair, apparently held hostage by an unidentified person. From then onwards, we follow the narrator’s view as in how the whole mess started, and how the hell did he end up where he did. Somewhat reminiscent of Max Payne series, if you ask me. Continue reading ‘Fight Club’

Yet Another Belated Birthday

Yeah man. This is really going out of hand. There’s a birthday bash going on somewhere every weekend, and that somewhere, no matter what - always seems to end up being Thai Bar. Last weekend, it was Priyanka’s turn ( a classmate of mine).

The gods of all things alcoholic blesses us. Clubbing in Miri is cheap/free if you know what you’re doing.

  1. Have someone bring liquor in the car.
  2. Go buy some beer from the open market.
  3. Reach your preferred bar/club.
  4. Drink downstairs.
  5. Go up and have fun.
  6. Come down and play 3 or 5 seconds with the liquor.
  7. Go up and club some more.
  8. Try to remain conscious.
  9. Go have supper somewhere.
  10. Go home.

Notice: Described method is more effective/safer with an alcohol tolerant driver. Author will not be responsible for any drunk drivers or accidents due to drunk driving.

This time, it was my turn to take care of people. It really is a fresh experience being less than psycho in a club for me. Most, if not all, my previous experiences in clubs have connections to puking one way or another. It was particularly amusing to be slightly tipsy, sweating it out on the dance floor every now and then, and then seeing some of your friends literally K.O. right in front of you.

That, and having to take care of people as if they were 5-year-olds. Man, that was entertaining.

Granted, I almost K.O.’d on several occasions, but somehow I pulled through. I wonder if repeated exposure or ingestion of alcohol buffs immunity? I sure hope it does. But not that much. I want to go psycho again every now and then.

Real Life DoTA

CM has big boobs. Yum.

Playing too much DoTA sure has a very bad effect on human perception.

Now everything seems like DoTA. After playing more than 3 rounds at a friend’s place, our (me and a few other guys’) perception of the world had been indefinitely distorted. Even while cooking noodles for supper, we could come up with weird things like pushing, mana burn, CM being in the fridge. Damn. That was retarded.

We played 6.43 for a round, and someone got caught in a bug. He died but wouldn’t respawn even after his death timer hit zero. Poor dude had to buy himself out. ^_^ I guess that’s why 6.43b was released so quickly after. Damn bugs.

It was great playing with Ken and Dzim. Even when using severely tauhu heroes which cannot stand toe-to-toe with the opposing team, we won thanks to strategically timed pushes courtesy of Ken. I guess the tournament will be played in this way rather than the usual pubbie-rambo-deathmatch we’re all so accustomed to. And we didn’t even need any of the lategame items.

I couldn’t say the same playing on the opposing team during our final round though (one of their players left). I was using Axe, a suicide/rambo killer. While my teammates are decent in terms of skill, our team synergy sucks. Everyone just keeps running away even when my hero is able to pop in and disable. One of my teammates is not that good, but he’s an okay guy. The other - the self-proclaimed-pro noob, he’s annoying. I just let him feed.

Sigh. Some people are just not meant to play DoTA.

It’s a pretty okay weekend, though. Besides DoTA, I’ve also spent quite some time socialising with people I never met. It was pretty fun getting drunk with unidentified medicinal/herbal alcoholic substances. Crazy foreigners - always ready to throw their lives away for the sake of novelty.

Anyway, for those of you who have been outdated, get the latest version of DoTA here.

No Life No More

I can feel myself changing. Slowly, but I’m changing. Life can go in very strange and unexpected directions - and it can start with one incident, one person, one small disappointment. The butterfly effect proves itself.

Starting from near the end of the previous semester, I have decided to change myself - to be more social, to be less lazy (being social is hard work), and to be less attached to my internet and computer-dominated lifestyle. The change finally started gaining pace in the beginning of the new semester, a New Year’s resolution for the year 2007, if you must.

After being on my computer for way too long reading random forum posts among other things (side note: DotA 6.43 is out. Get it at www.getdota.com), I got bored and decided to go on a walk. I suddenly felt like going to Curtin Villa for no specific reason - just to see if anyone I know is around. Maybe socialise a little or whatnot.

For one, I know Bert will be hanging around outside his house as always - and so he was. Sat down and chatted with him for a while, and talked a bit about his Business Management final project. Man, I still remember the hell we went through the previous semester thanks to that (let’s overlook blondie and her p-word fiasco for once).

Suddenly spotted Cyndy (yesh, that’s how you spell her name) walking across the street and called her over. She’s a new intake student which entered my batch (Degree in Mass Comm) - I’m quite grateful for that, our batch was running dangerously close to becoming a sausage-fest (3+1).

We chatted random for a while while Bert typed up his project proposal or whatnot. But then something really surprising and un-fucking-believable came up. Now, the fact that her birthday is one day before mine is already a great coincidence. I made a mind-boggling discovery - her hometown is where I was born. Batu Pahat. Of all the little towns scattered throughout Malaysia. I was shocked. O.O

Yet another discovery for the night was that Tarmizi, another student taking some of the units that I am taking, lives in Bert’s house. He has a nice, cozy room. Unlike the rathole that I live in. He’s got posters and pictures all over the walls. I have laundry hanging to dry. And my room smells like damp clothes. Damn.

Tarmizi is also a gamer of sorts. While not as into gaming as I am (or rather, was), he’s played his fair share of games. Plus, he has a Nintendo DS. Take that, PSP fanboys. >.<

He’s also into films - good ones, not like some of those mainstream crap with big-name actors in them. And rightfully so. After all, he’s part of a small production group (check out the webbie), and he’s watched plenty of films. To aid my quest of getting back in touch with the real world, he even recommended a few good films for me to check out. Must and will do so. ^_^

And thus, my visit to Curtin Villa on a whim turned into a night full of discoveries. Seriously, life is full of surprises.

Happy Belated (again) Birthday Kroll~

Yet another late birthday announcement. We did celebrate with him though, first at his place - a barbecue (yum chicken), and then a drinking party at Ken’s place. I spent most of the time on the roof though. Damn monkey Bert had to climb up to the roof with his beer. What to do? Monkey see, monkey do. I inevitably succumbed to the temptation to scale the building. Luke, some dude whose name I don’t remember, and then even Wun Hock joined us.

A lot of things happened, but I have no idea what happened most of the night. Drunk does not describe my condition that night - fucked up was more like it. I seriously couldn’t remember most of the shit going on that night. I remember being on the car, interrogating Scott on the car (oh, I remember that very well - ^_^), puking before going up to Thai Bar, being on fire on the dance floor (some people described it as going wild, but whatever - trust my words over theirs :P), and then suddenly becoming very, very inactive.

Thanks to everyone who took care of me while I was fucked up - that goes to Fish for driving safely, Ali for the water and lemons, Aaron for saving my ass when I almost fell off the chair, Stephanie for just being there and looking after me, and whoever else that were there but was too fucked up to remember. I really appreciate it.

And to conclude this post, and as a belated web-present to Kroll, I present this video of drunk monkeys.

Highschool Violence

Battle Royale Poster

In case you haven’t realised already, I like violent films. Blood, guts, gore, sadism, cruelty. People usually feel nauseated when exposed to excessive amounts. And for the extremely cruel and sadistic types of film showing explicit gruesome acts, you start to ‘feel’ the pain of the victim as well. Believe it or not, so do I. Less and less, however. The theory of desensitisation is true.

Battle Royale takes place in an alternate-reality Japan where there’s an economic crisis and students all over are boycotting school. To counter that, they kidnap random ‘delinquents’ and put them into a game where they have strap on neckbands which explode, are given a random weapon, and set loose on a deserted island where they’ll have to kill one another until there’s one left. There is a three day limit.

Only one is allowed to survive. Continue reading ‘Highschool Violence’

Happy Belated B’day Dad!

Whoops. I kinda forgot. My bad.

Well, I can’t find a decent picture of a cake, but here’s something anyway.

Your B’day Cake, dad~ ^_^

Happy Belated Birthday, dad~ (14th March)

And here’s the complimentary link to my dad’s blog.

Make Me Rich

Yes. I have given in to temptation and have done something evil.

There are now ads on this blog. I doubt it really matters to most people though - especially those bastards (like me) who use Firefox and have AdBlock. Whoops. Now everyone’s gonna go download and deny me my rightful riches.

For those who want to make me a millionaire (or maybe just make me a few ringgit) - do clicky on the ad at the bottom of the sidebar. Not now though. Next week. Right now these ads won’t even make me a single cent. Those guys wanna see if my blog actually has enough audience before granting me my riches.

As for those who wish to get rich, visit http://www.nuffnang.com.my. Not to be discriminatory, but Malaysians only. ^_^

Don’t Judge

Sometimes people just surprise you. “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” An often mentioned, but often practiced saying. We are humans. We judge. Sometimes unintentionally, but it happens all the time. Just one look at a person, and we make numerous assumptions on their race, character, lifestyle and upbringing. After initial contact, we make more assumptions.

Only when we get to know someone better will we really know their true character. The problem is, sometimes, we’re just unwilling to know someone better due to our numerous assumptions and judgements based on sight alone.

I was once again reminded of this saying yesterday. The day started innocently enough - we had class, we went to class, and we went for a drink. While sitting there at Harmony café and sipping my teh c peng, Fish suddenly walked past. After some coaxing and persuading, she agreed to join us a while later.

Fish is a rather interesting girl. She’s our senior - one semester ahead of us in Mass Comm. Came to know here because we attended the same class in my first semester in Foundation. She seemed like a nice girl - the kind that has an active social life - crazy, fun and at the same time intimidating. And one would never expect her to be the kind that knows how to cook.

Welcome to another one of life’s great ironies: Fish does not only know how to cook. She knows how to cook very damn well. Kroll and I discovered this when we decided to help Fish go buy groceries after drinking. This led to a very peculiar chain of events - buying groceries, bringing her groceries into her house, sitting down for another drink at her place - eventually leading up to the discovery of her ability to cook.

There was to be a small gathering that night, and Fish was cooking up a meal for the guests. Kroll and I stayed and helped out with the cooking. Well. Kroll helped with the cooking. I, being the one without any cooking skills whatsoever, mostly stood there and watched. But I did turn on the rice cooker. So in a sense, I helped out.

Sort of.

We left for a while after that because Luke and Basil were at Harmony and were going to leave in a while - so we went there and accompanied them for a while before they left.

When we came back, the smell of curry filled the kitchen. It was very enticing. Naturally, we accepted an offer to taste the curry. I’ll say, it’s the best curry I’ve had for a long time. A small ‘taste’ eventually turned into a small meal. Fish brought out the rice and soup - and no one was declining. Only an idiot would.

I could speak of the gathering after that, but long story short - don’t judge. People can amaze you at times. As I was surprised by Fish’s ability to cook. Now there are several other people I have met recently that have surprised me in similar ways - but Fish fed me curry. Good curry. I was therefore more than compelled to base this post on her.

Here I am, getting ready to cook instant noodles after this post. I want curry. T.T