Monthly Archive for May, 2006

Sharingan!

You can see, but you cannot react~

“Sasuke-kun, you may have the eyes to see and read my movements, but your body will not necessarily be able to keep up with my speed. Therefore, my ultimate Taijutsu is the single worst matchup for your Sharingan.”
- Rock Lee (paraphrased from memory)

Finally, I have obtained the eye. Only slightly, but I can see now. The movements, the attacks. I’m slowly clawing my way up into a higher level of play in Soul Calibur 2. Juggles are coming out more naturally now as well. Still, even as I am able to see attacks coming, I have yet to be able to react appropriately to them. The quote above is very much appropriate to my current condition. Sure, I am able to see and block attacks, but it’s an erratic thing at the moment. At best, I can dodge and block instinctively. At worst, I get owned to hell by spammers.

Well, blame the fact that while we have a handful of pro players here in Miri’s arcades (I’m thankful for that), there are much more Kilik and Ivy scrubs out there. Yes, I’m sure the real pros can handle them no problem, but during your training period, your combat effectiveness drops - immensely. It’s up to myself to identify the real pros and play them instead of the scrubs. Still, it’s fun to own noobs who spam Nightmare’s A+B nonstop.

I saw a pro SC3 Siegfried player at Boulevard yesterday. As fate would have it, I happened to have my camera with me, so I recorded a match between Mitsurugi (^_^) and Siegfried. The guy had Siegfried live up to his name of ring-out whore, that’s for one. After a very close and tight match, Mitsurugi took the game with a throw. And with that, I was reminded of something I still couldn’t see - the throw animation. Must. Learn. To. Duck.

Well, just as I do not posess the reflexes to react to attacks in Soul Calibur, my raw body speed is not that good as well. Of course, maybe I shouldn’t have tried to judge that by trying to race a bus on my bike, but still, with my ninja capabilities, this shouldn’t have been a problem. I think it’s because I had porridge right before I raced the bus. It made me feel sick. I was winning, but I think the damned bus uncle realised that I was racing him and accelerated. I was pretty sure he was going faster than 30km/h. Too bad no speedtraps were around. Damn lazy Malaysian traffic police.

So why, you ask - why am I putting in my progress on Soul Calibur in my blog? Where are all the photos of the scenery? The landscape? The PRETTY GIRLS?!?!?!! Where? WHERE?! Well, dear reader, this will all come in due time. Be glad that I’m updating. I actually biked all the way to campus so that I could blog using the labs.

Right~ Enough with the egoistic self-rantage. I’ll try to put up more interesting things in the future, but for now, bear with me. When I have broadband, my blog shall thrive. ^.^

kianbung out. (shameless Rockman imitation right there)

Week Free - Advent

And so begins the nearly-ten-day-saga that is our Tuition Free Week. Well, everyone finally handed in all their assignments and it sure as hell is a giant weight off our shoulders, even for a guy who doesn’t seem to care less like me. Ms Haslina’s pigeon hole is stuffed to the brim with postcard projects. Now the poor lady has to mark our projects.

Here I am, after eliminating The Fear in Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, sitting in Wei Soon’s living room typing away at his computer while he sleeps. All the while donating blood to the damn mosquitoes assaulting my feet. I tell you, they can recognise fresh blood. A few years down the line those mosquitoes wouldn’t get near me.

Just read an incriminating post at Lu Jee’s blog, I sure hope it doesn’t get stumbled upon by the wrong people. And to think I further affirmed the post’s claims by putting something in the chatbox. I feel so retarded. >.<

Well, Heng Soon's coming down tomorrow - erm, later today, probably at noon. Hell yeah, we’re going to go out and paint the town red. Well, maybe not to that extent, but it’ll be fun, I guess. Top priority visit: ARCADE. Yes, I’m an arcade junkie now. Blame SC2 for being such a competitive game, and SC3 arriving recently at Boulevard’s arcades.

My parents are coming down later today too, wootages and all. Now I have to clean up my room… Ho boy. (although my mom will still clean it up after I’ve cleaned it up - my standards of ‘clean’ are very very low) Well, I guess it’ll be nice to see my family once in a while.

Oh, and some unrelated news concerning our ninja bus and its driver, Mr Joseph - apparently they are being manipulated by the higher ups in Curtin to foil my plans. They’re on to me, I think. I’ll have to be more cautious in my investigations from now on. They tried to make me miss taking the public bus to Wei Soon’s house just now, but I managed to slip off the bus with my extreme ninja stealth while casting genjutsu on Mr Joseph, making him want to stop at DPS to buy some stuff. Take that, low-level genin! You’re no match to an S-Rank like me~ ^.^

Okay, onto more serious stuff (relatively, at least). There was this presentation about pre-marital sex by this lady from some Social Services organisation or whatnot. Well, apparently this lady has some personal vendetta against people who do their happy things with their happy friends before their happy wedding. But then again, looking at her and then considering the fact that she’s not married despite the fact that she looks like a mother of three sure as hell explains a lot. There’s this saying that ‘the fox that cannot get the grapes dismiss them as sour’. Same logic applies here.

You can sense her extreme sense of bias just from her arguments. All the dysphemisms thrown in, various fallacies in her arguments, and damn, even with some of her more concrete arguments, she just has to destroy them herself by dragging religion into the whole thing. Doesn’t anyone realise that religion will decrease the credibility of any argument by 120%? Geez. It would’ve been fun to tear her arguments apart, but the reason for making myself look good wasn’t there, so whatever. -.-

In the end, we were handed little bookmarks about ‘being a responsible boy/girl’. And why safe sex isn’t ’safe’ according to them. Those ended up in the trash soon after we left the lecture theatre - but not before I scribbled various ‘evil’ and pro-sex remarks onto them. Hey - it was begging for such treatment.

Whoops. Apparently I got so into this whole writing that this has become a (more or less) thousand word essay. If only doing our assignment essays were anywhere near this easy (or fun)… Well, the tuition-free week is still young. I plan to finish MGS3, and also Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 within this free week.

Visual Vicisstude

My sister “drawing inspiration” from my blog’s description of me, drew a little mini comic in its honour. Here’s the link:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33750290/

Oh yeah, just so you know, it has ninjas in it. ^_^

Ninja Bus

The bus driver is a ninja. I’m sure of it. This morning, the bus did not follow its usual route. Instead, it appeared out of nowhere at Curtin Village and drove straight to campus without picking anyone up. Everyone was shocked and panicked - thinking they would miss class or something. Oh - woe is them. =.=”

I can see through your genjutsu, dude~

A few minutes later the bus circled back and picked everyone up, as if nothing was out of the ordinary. What a cover-up. I can see through your genjutsu, Mr Joseph~ (the bus driver dude) Eyes like mine cannot be deceived by such low-level genjutsu. I know you were hanging out in the bushes or something - or maybe you’re just at Pak Cik Wan’s having a cup of coffee. But no fear! I shall not betray a fellow ninja by revealing his secrets to others! (as if posting it on my blog isn’t counted as broadcasting it to the world o.O)

I’ll update the picture of that sharingan eye above with a picture of my own eye in sharingan mode later on. If I feel like it.

Photoshoot Weekend

Here I sit, in the computer lab in G3 - after hearing the lamentations of life from ‘mature’ people. Stressed off their asses, they say. And just as things are finally starting to get comfortable. Well, if all that energy put into whining about life is put into doing something productive, I’m sure all the assignments will be done on time - plus some extra time for sleep. Some people just can’t handle reality that well. (you know, if you have someone like me saying that, you know it’s serious)

I’ve really got to stop opening my posts with depressing things. Anyway, last Saturday was really tiring - but in a good, satisfying way. I went out early morning (relatively - it was 11am) and walked around town (just the shopping malls) and took photos for my IVC photo essay.

Ironically, even if it was a serious photo shoot, I don’t really think any of the photos ended up really noteworthy. I guess trying to force inspiration is seriously not a good way to do things. The passion is not there. I’m more into ‘getting the photos taken’ than ‘I wanna take good looking photos’. Oh well.

Some good things happened though - I was walking around Boulevard when I wandered into the arcades on the top floor. I noticed something that nearly made my heart stop. We finally have Soul Calibur 3 machines! I was like zOMGBBQWTF##! Life owns.

The bad thing was that it cost 2 tokens to play. I wasn’t anywhere near prepared to get my ass owned in a game I haven’t practiced for a long time, although I did pop in two tokens just for the sake of playing it. I got my ass owned bad - as expected. Siegfried isn’t actually a good character to use if you’re damn out of practice. Still, it rocks to have an SC3 machine. Now I can actually prepare myself properly for the inevitable duel when Roey and I meet up in July.

Yeah, then I walked around some more, snapped a few more photos, hurt my left shoulder after trying to play Robin Hood for too long (archery range), and then ended up owning ass in the arcades at Parkson. Apparently the real hardcore players frequent Boulevard top floor, while to noobs take the floor below in Boulevard. Parkson has a good mix of good and bad players, so it’s a good place to stakeout. Still, I can’t get my mind over being juggle-raped by Mitsurugi.

Even with all those assignments piling up, I ended up playing Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter almost the whole day with my housemates. We even set up a Teamspeak server so that we can coordinate ourselves properly - that, and use the server as a personal karaoke machine. The latter got screams and complaints in response.

Okay, so it wasn’t that much of a photoshoot weekend. Photoshoot Saturday, maybe. But definitely not photoshoot weekend. But damn it, who cares. It’s my blog, I call it whatever I want. It’s called Relative Logic - what I do is always right, and what everyone else does that is against my will is wrong. And based on this law, you know that this rule in life is right.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention the word ninja.

Groundbreaking - Revisited

omg... the desolation...

Dig, dig, dig. It’s more than a week since we saw our little groundbreaking event featuring several old people, a digging machine and lots of people pretending to be interested and freeloading off the free food and getting free T-shirts. Oh, and five minutes of putting a little hole in the ground. If it was up to my dad’s Indian labourers we would have a hole big enough to bury all the staff and students of our uni, and probably have enough time to repaint the lecture theatre, and maybe even enough time to curi tulang a little.

And what do we have here? More than a week later, our dear little hole is still there - but no sign of labourers or engineers or silly old men operating dangerous machinery or people trying to look busy or even some shaky scaffolding. Well, for some ‘all important progress’ to the uni, they sure are taking it damn easy. Here’s another photo of the dig site - try not to cringe at the desolation.

Just one little hole...

Well enough about Vision 2020 (my definition of ‘Vision 2020′ - something that cannot be achieved, but is put there to make someone look good). It’s none of my business anyway. But they better get the lakeside cafeteria/computer lab built as soon as possible. And they better make it media exclusive. (yes, I still think people in the media stream are superior beings)

I have better things to worry about, like my IMCS essay due next week, or the photo essay due on the same day, or the reading journal, or my history group project progress report. Although we’ll probably get someone to do the last item. And speaking of the devil, I owned his ass yesterday. A lot of us have had our suspicions, and I finally proved that that person was probably schizophrenic - or worse.

Hell no, I’m not saying who or when or what I did. Especially after figuring out what we did. I don’t think having a knife in my cranium is an enjoyable thing. The first Asian Columbine doesn’t sound all that better either. Sure, I may end up being hero and make myself look good in front of the girls (and probably will o.O) - but damn, what are the chances.

Until my ninja senses tell me it is safe, I am not disclosing any further information about what happened. Feel free to email me if your curiosity is bugging you though. And if you don’t know my email address, then you’re probably not close enough to me to know what happened. Sorry, but I’m nowhere near dumb/friendly enough to reply to emails of people I don’t know.

Barbeque

I was a zombie for almost the whole day today. Was trying frantically to grasp onto consciousness during Critical Reading Class, although I’m pretty sure I didn’t miss much. At least I think I didn’t. And now I’m stuck here arguing with people who have absolutely the wrong idea why we are in university over an inane assignment. If only every day was like yesterday… Or at least last night.

There was this barbeque going on at Lonie’s house last night. Seven people and two freeloaders. We had overburnt chicken and half charred hot dogs, and also fishballs coated with carbon. It was pure unhealthy goodness right there. I liked it a lot. No worries about assignments, no cares in the world… Except for the chicken that was getting charred. And the mosquitoes sexually assaulting everyone. Well, they were assaulting me - apparently they didn’t attack anyone else. I think it’s the ’still fresh’ Brunei blood in me.

After consuming all there was to consume, we went on to play games. And not normal stuff like video games or stuff like that. We played games that we used to play when we were seven. Stuff that ranges from Twister to Turtle to Wooden Man. Of course there were card games and the such, but heck - they were insignificant compared to the fun children games we played. Someone even suggested Ice and Water, but the space was too small and there were too many hazards for us to safely run around. Glass furniture are certainly not the safest things in the world.

We played up until 2.30am - then Lency’s mom called and we were forced to retreat back home as soon as possible. I then played Oblivion for a while after we got home. Seriously, that game is more addictive than drugs. And hence I turned into a zombie after only 5 hours of sleep. I’ve had worse, but for less significant reasons. Continue reading ‘Barbeque’

Inspiration Regained

Abandoned me have my poetic senses,
I had feared that they have gone forever.
However, there is such thing as Ban Kai -
the sudden gain of immense power in a short amount of time.

That which I lost, I regained.
My inspiration reincarnated.
Passion coats the blade of inspiration,
stabbing straight into my heart -
fueling my heart, my blood with the emotion.

A mere glance, the table across.
Sitting there, surrounded.
So close, yet so far.
The distance a cruel mockery.

My heart raced.
That mere glance was the key.
It found what I had lost.
Unlocked what I had hidden.
Unleashed what I had surpressed.
That emotion, that passion.
That which was there a long time ago.
That which died out a long time ago.
Finally revived. Reincarnated.
Once again, I was infatuated.

There I was, content.
Content with merely the sight.
The mere sight of her being.
“Go for it”, a friend says.
The body willing, the spirit weak.
I couldn’t, I wouldn’t.
I was shackled down by fear.
Fear of rejection.
Fear of disillusionment.
My confidence sapped.
I was pathetic.

Minutes passed.
She raised, and left.
With every single step they fade.
The passion.
The inspiration.
My reason for presence.

I now await my Vizzado Mask.

 

Written by me after inspiration from sitting at Al Fresco after a shot of Blue Lagoon and some mineral water.

Groundbreaking

Yesterday, 11th May 2006 - was a historic day for Curtin University of Technology, Sarawak. Or so they say. Many people gathered - important old people, students, photographers, people who were there for the food, people who were there for the free T-shirts, and all sorts of other freeloaders - all there to watch an old man dig a hole in the ground.

Boring~

Supposedly this whole thing was for ‘groundbreaking’ aka ‘digging a hole in the ground’. Turns out that most of the time was spent watching old people talking on stage. You know it’s a bad thing when photographers start looking for a seat. And it’s a worse thing when even I went off to the cafeteria to get away from the droning.

Old men walking on a red carpet...

Here we have the old men finally walking on the red carpet to the place where they are going to dig a hole in the ground. I still don’t really see how ‘historic’ this can be. My dad’s Indian labourers dig holes in the ground almost every day and you don’t see photographers, freeloaders, and people pretending to clap their hands there pretending to be interested… O.o

Into the digging machine... thing.

And here we have the old people (mostly old men) walking up to the digging machine thing. Y’know, I think half the people there hoped that some way or the other the old men would actually screw up with the machine controls and do something funny or dangerous. It didn’t happen, sadly. The whole thing would’ve been so much more exciting then. =_=”

The sad part is, while almost an hour was spent on meaningless droning, the whole groundbreaking thing took less than five minutes. And that’s including walking up to the machine and taking photographs.

Main Event

And finally we move on to the very most important part of the entire event - the food. Don’t lie people - I know you’re all there for the free food and/or the free T-shirts. It’s too bad I didn’t get a free T-shirt. Nobody gave it to me. T-T

The little chicken frank bread things there on the bottom of the last picture were really nice though. Scott told me they’re sausage rolls, but I still like the name little chicken frank bread things better - so whatever la. At least I managed to ninja one before the bus left.

I never did get my free T-shirt.

Oblivion

Finally, after nearly 30 hours of drudging through Shadow Hearts: From the New World, I finally finished it, with Shania’s ultimate fusion and most ultimate weapons. I got both the good and bad endings too. I feel so fulfilled. For a few minutes anyway. And that was like… Two nights ago.

Almost right after that I loaded up The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and started adventuring yet again. So far I’ve gotten into the Thieves Guild and have plundered lots of houses - even a house of a noble who gives me a job to catch an art thief. How ironic. And right after I snatched that giant piece of shiny thing that looks like a giant diamond and is worth around 1000 gold.

Hopefully Oblivion will last me for a while. It probably won’t hold my interest for that long though - open ended games have never gone well with me, I have this tendency to run around and do random stuff rather than go through the storyline properly.

Soon. Very soon. Wait ’till Wei Soon gets Kingdom Hearts 1 for me. Then I’ll have something to spend another 50 hours on. (I already have Kingdom Hearts 2 waiting ^_^)